When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
I can’t anymore :(
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
The what?
I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I’ve never heard of no “real” gatorade
Its joke referring to the casualties of the cola wars including the ban of Sassafras previously used in Root Beer.
