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Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
I can’t anymore :(
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
The what?
I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I’ve never heard of no “real” gatorade
Its joke referring to the casualties of the cola wars including the ban of Sassafras previously used in Root Beer.
