When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!