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Ancient Chinese Proverb found in Fortune Cookie says:
“You can walk on water too, if it is cold enough.”
this is really funny. I appreciate this
Just wait until he turns it to wine.
Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wine. Kinda like a squid.
- Kidnap Jesus.
- Force him to turn lake into wine
- Profit??
moses was a also a pain to bath
Jesus spoke in parables often, and I ask if the miracle of walking on water was figurative, but Christians that I’ve discussed it with tend to insist it actually happened.
Why does Baby Jesus look like Donald Trump?
