As the saying goes there is no cloud, just someone else’s computer. Simplistic as it is, the saying captures a universally accepted reality: app data is better off hosted elsewhere living on someone else’s hardware (I’m looking at you GCP and AWS). The issue with this cloud-first sentiment is that it relegates the cloud as a panacea. Sure, giving control to the cloud frees us from the burden of bootstrapping infrastructure and managing complex ops, but it comes with its own set of tradeoffs. Chief among them? The total loss of control over our own data. Not to mention the added reliance on third-party uptime (looking right at you us-east-1).