Climb back into my time machine.

I mean if someone is handsome, I will give them slightly too much eye contact, which is the way of the feral gay. But I usually don’t fuck drunks, so airline pilots are off limits.

I’m just gonna sit there and shit in my seat

Pray that you’re not making stupid social media posts while my life is in your hands?

Like Weird-Al told me “Have my tray-table up, snd my seatback in the full upright position”

That looks like a pilot that will lower the oxygen masks just for funsies.